Dawson's Diary

Your opportunity to see into the mind of everybody's favorite Howdy Doody, Dawson Leery, is here. Yes, this was isnpired by the latest Dawson's Creek website, but it has Logic's own twisted spin on it. Without further delay, I give you the mind of Dawson Leery.

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Oct. 17 - I came back to get my suitcase, and I just realized: I haven't been to work in months. I probably shoulda told them I quit. Eh, oh well.

Oct. 17 - Okay here's the deal: I only have 10 mintues, because Pacey and I are going to MAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dumb shit doesn't even have his license! he flunked his test! But I decided its about time for me to be a rebel, so I'm not packing my shaving cream. Of course, I don't shave yet, but thats beside the point. The point is that, for once in my life, I'm going to rebel. I'm going to deviate from convention, spread my wings, and jump-er-fly. Damn I can never get those trite phrases straight. So Pacey's 16. This is so great, he's the first one of my friends to turn 16. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go powder my nose.

Oct. 16 - Joey hates my movie! And she didn't even tell me, she just wrote it in her stupid journal. I don't write about her in my journal! Damn its so frustrating. Why can't she just tell me? I'm sure she told everybody else, and I'm the joke of Capeside High - Junior Spielberg has superiority complex. Its so taxing, I hate it. And I miss those looks Joey used to give me. Those pretty, puppy dog looks. Now the only person who looks at me that way is Pacey, and I keep telling him, I'm just not that kind of guy.

Oct. 14 - Joey and I went on our first date. Creepy. We saw the Last Picture Show, and Jen's grandma was there! I'm sorry, but I just can't enjoy twisted suburbia, Los Angelean subversity, and sexual perversion with the Religious Right 2 rows up. So Jen comes to sit by us, and she runs out, so I run out and Joey leaves. Its so screwed up! And I think Pacey's pissed because he is without girlfriend. But I keep telling him, hes a handsome man with athletic thighs, he'll do fine. Back to Joey and I - It was kind of nice. I think I can get used to this sort of attention, and I'm sure pretty soon we can get down to some serious monkey love. Which brings me to another point: my parents got paranoid and gave Joey a wonderful book on human reproduciton and I got a beautiful talk about "no hat, no glove" Now you know why I have so much trouble with trite expressions: its genetic.

Oct. 12 - This was the day: Joey kissed me. Of course, I knew all about it, it was so obvious. Oh who am I kidding, I'm just a dense lob who'll never be the first to know. {Sigh} Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. So she's talking and talking, and I hear tidbits, but there was a commercial for Saving Private Ryan! Do you expect me to just up and stop when there's a Spielberg commercial on! Doesn't she know better! So she gets all upset and stuff, and the only appropriate thing to do is to kiss her. And let me tell you, I liked it. I think she's even a better kisser than Jen. But thats beside the point. I think we're going out now. Let me get back to you on that part.

*challenge - find the Everclear "Buy you a New Life" reference and email it to me!